the two women in the mini vans
Keeping talking I’m reloading…
The light had turned green. I sat there in disbelief as two women both driving mini vans rolled down their windows and began to chat. I couldn’t believe what I was witnessing. Two grown adults blocking traffic so they could giggle and say “hey”. Yes they giggled and Yes, I laid on my horn.
Subway needs more Avon…
She had a stack of Avon catalogs in her hands. I was 4th in line. The Avon lady in front of me was writing down every name of each lady that worked at Subway. It was dinner time and the line was long, but this lady was damn determined to sell some Avon before she got her Subway sandwich. It took her 20 minutes to finish her sales pitch. Her husband just stood there without objection. The line of waiting customers had grown to about 10 people. I could tell the Subway employees could care less, and were only cooperating to get her to shut the hell up.
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