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The Skinny: Last night, October 23rd, 2009, around midnight I heard one of the loud “redneck” trucks take off like a jet engine. The difference between last night and every other night, is that this time it sounded like it was going to drive through my living room. My wife and I looked up to see the person’s brake lights as they disappeared around the corner at the end of our street. After that, everyone at the neighbors house started to evacuate like their was a fire. That’s when I noticed the mud. Yes, the mud was all over each individuals cars parked at my neighbors house. The redneck with the truck went through their yard and sprayed every car with mud as he left their house. Also, he rutted their yard up along with mine. Their yard is ten times worse off than mine, simply because he started in their yard from a dead stop. I have no idea if someone was pissed off, hurt, or celebrating a little too hard. It’s all speculation at this point. Another reason I love living in Mississippi.
UPDATE: At around 10:30 pm CST, my neighbors brought some dirt over to fill in the ruts. It is midnight and they are still out there working on their yard and mine (I hope). Trying to fix the problem is all that matters.
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